TEXT MESSAGE ESSAY BEWILDERS BRITISH TEACHER
A 13-year-old’s “How I Spent My Summer Vacation” essay proved to be almost
indecipherable to her poor teacher. “I could not believe what I was seeing.
The page was riddled with hieroglyphics, many of which I simply could not
translate,” the teacher told the Daily Telegraph newspaper. The girl’s
essay began: “My summr hols wr CWOT. B4, we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF
& thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it’s a gr8 plc.” For those who had trouble
reading that, here’s a translation: “My summer holidays were a complete
waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his
girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York.
It’s a great place.” The text messaging craze is partially to blame for a
decline in grammar and written English abilities, says Judith Gillespie of
the Scottish Parent Teacher Council. “Pupils think orally and write
phonetically.”
(Reuters/CNN 3 Mar 2003)