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“Clarence is not a bad guy,” Ervin said, speaking sympathetically in the third person, as he exited a Green Line train at Laramie on Wednesday and boarded another going in the opposite direction to continue begging for — and demanding — money. “He got a raw deal. He’s homeless. He’s a United States Marine disabled veteran, and he needs help. He don’t want to get in more trouble.”